Find out the breaking news that scientists have discovered about
infant pain
through the study of rats. You'll be shocked about where our tax
dollars go! |
Remember that quiet kid who sat in the back of
just about every class you can remember all the way from first to
twelfth grade? Well, he's become a preacher now. Read Bobby's
sermons online.
It's not what you'd expect! |
How much bounce is in your spring water? You might
be better off drinking the rain water that's settled in
your neighbors spare tire collection leaning against
his garage.
Drink up! |
I new it was the 21st century, but I really didn't believe it until, while
driving to the gas station on friday to give my usual donation of $30,
I passed an electric car. Can you believe it? An
electric car! Yeah, I've seen the shows on the discovery channel and what
not, but in my quiet, quaint, quivering home town? Whooooa. Totally
unexpected! |
I new it was the 21st century, but I really didn't believe it until, while
driving to the gas station on friday to give my usual donation of $30,
I passed an electric car. Can you believe it? An
electric car! Yeah, I've seen the shows on the discovery channel and what
not, but in my quiet, quaint, quivering home town? Whooooa. Totally
unexpected! |
I new it was the 21st century, but I really didn't believe it until, while
driving to the gas station on friday to give my usual donation of $30,
I passed an electric car. Can you believe it? An
electric car! Yeah, I've seen the shows on the discovery channel and what
not, but in my quiet, quaint, quivering home town? Whooooa. Totally
unexpected! |